Bitches ain’t shit.

(Source: captainjacoby)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL2txMU50CI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL2txMU50CI

(Source: themillenniumfallon)

Messy hair, don’t care.

Messy hair, don’t care.

Fallon, I have news for you.
I have found the turtles.

Fallon, I have news for you.

I have found the turtles.

I WANNA LOVE YOU ON A GLASS TABLE, GIRL.
themillenniumfallon


And we can test out the tables
Got some bad new tables
All glass and its four feet wide
But it’s a must to get us ten feet high.

;)


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This is me in a post, really.

(Source: fuckyeah-theoffice, via themillenniumfallon)

pigand-pepper:

if I had a world of my own

everything would be nonsense

nothing would be what it is

because everything would be what it isn’t

and contrary wise

what it is, it wouldn’t be

and what it wouldn’t be, it would

you see?

themillenniumfallon:

Do I really look lovely today, Jess? 


You look smashing, m’lady.

themillenniumfallon:

Do I really look lovely today, Jess? 

You look smashing, m’lady.

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